House 7 Part 1 Day 2-Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Author's Note-The following is the requirements that need to happen today:


Before 4pm Perform one Flirty interaction with each Contestant

4 pm Schedule a Party at the Home Location

Choose a type from the following:
Black And White Bash
Weenie Roast
House Party
Incognito Costume Party
Dinner Party
Spooky Party

I like randomness so I left it to chance what kind of Party we would be having:

Dinner Party it is!


11pm Offer A Rose to the Contestant who has the highest relationship status 


Evict the Contestant with the lowest relationship status towards the Main Sim

All whims rolled by Tyrone for any of the contestants will be locked in and fulfilled if possible with the exception of the following interactions:

Ask to be Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Propose To
Get Married To
WooHoo For Baby With

Dear Diary,

The first day of this challenge didn't go so well and it seems the second day isn't off to a good start.  It is dark and cloudy day.  I'm hoping it doesn't rain but that doesn't stop me from.....

Grilling up some hot dogs for breakfast.  Its my favorite breakfast and I'm going to need my energy as I have to flirt with each and everyone of these girls.  After the first day not going so well, I'm not sure what to expect for today.  I also have to plan a dinner party to start at 4 PM.  I better hire a caterer for this as I'm sure hot dogs is not the right dish to serve at a dinner party.

Wanda was the first one I ran into and for some reason she decided to keep dancing while I was trying to flirt with her.  The show suggested (if truth be told it was more of an order than a suggestion) I use some pick up lines.  They said something about how the pick up lines would increase ratings and they even gave me a few "suggestions" on lines to use.  I hope these don't sound too cheesy.  

"Hey Wanda, are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!"

So much for hoping this is going to be worse than I thought and it will be televised.

Emily figured it was 5:00 somewhere (although it was 9 AM over here) and decided to mix up some drinks although it was 9 AM over here.  

"Can you shake that booty like you shake that drink?"  That one was worse than Wanda's. 

I'm not sure if Emily was flattered and blushing or just plain laughing at me.  Off to find Daniella who is next on the list.

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!"  I'm beginning to see a pattern here these lines are getting worse as I go along.  Might as well just get this over with.

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print"

"I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen"

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

And they saved the worst one for last.

"I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"

Since that ordeal is now over I thought I would have some fun until I somehow got this idea clear out of the blue.

I suddenly wanted to cloudgaze with Britta but just as we started to do so....

Time for the dinner party.  

I did indeed ask for a caterer but I never expected my father to be the one they sent over.  He isn't even a caterer.  I think he just wanted to be on TV.

The party was pretty quiet which upset the producers as they were hoping for some drama. 

Just plenty of dancing afterwards and I do have to say we had an enjoyable evening.

Which makes this part very hard.  I have to pick the one girl that I think has the highest score and try to give her a rose.  If I can find a rose to give her I have to romance her in some kind of way.  However the next part is more difficult, I have to ask one girl to leave and that will not be easy to do as I like them all.

Almost all of them are equal in score but the minute and a half that Britta and I were cloudgazing seemed to give her a bit of a boost.  I couldn't give her a rose so I searched for another gift to give her.  I hope she thinks my school project on the solar system is romantic.  

Go figure she does!  Nice to know those are good to impress women.  Three more lucky ladies are going to be the owners of a Medieval Castle Diorama,  Construct-a-bridge and Robotics.

Sadly I had to ask Daniella to leave which is a pity as I enjoyed our time together.  I did wish her well.

This concludes Day 1 of the view.  Tune in tomorrow to see our next episode.

House 7 Part 1-Day 1-The Lonely Bachelor

Authors Note:  I know that day one according to the rules has some requirements but I decided it would be best if they have one day on their own without me controlling any of them.  I really want to find out which one is more compatible so having time on their own to interact without me directing any interactions would be best.They will go on a group date to the nightclub I was able to unlock after completing house #6 at 6 PM and they will be free to do what they like during this time.  I will send them home at 11 PM and there will be no elimination on this day.

I would like to thank Illusie for the Industria Nightclub which is featured in this chapter.

Dear Diary,


Today I may have made a decision that I am totally regretting at the moment.  I agreed to allow seven lovely ladies moved into my home along with an entire  filming crew so that the whole world could watch me pick out which one of these poor unsuspecting girls will be unfortunate enough to move into an empty lot of land and extreme poverty.  I know this is my families burden in life to build up this world or go back to the bin but why must I drag one of these ladies with me.  I really hope that the producers of this show have let them know how much of a prize I really am but who knows.

I do have to admit that I am honored to be the 1st bachelor chosen to usher in a very popular TV show from another realm here.  This show which has been popular in Monte Vista, Hidden Springs, Isla Paradiso and other cities popular in an alternative universe in the 3rd realm.  On this show seven girls live with an eligible bachelor in hopes that she will be "The One" he chooses to become his soulmate.  I will have to get to know each of these girls and every day I must choose one to leave until I'm hopefully left with my soulmate.  There are many rules to follow and there is only so much I can do but on that last day that one girl and the film crew will be set up in my bedroom to film our first romantic rendezvous.

Really!  A Romantic Rendezvous with the whole damn world watching.  Talk about Pressure!  How the hell am I supposed to perform under those conditions.  That almighty one sure has my work cut out for me.  She seriously hates this family but what can we do she is the almighty PG!

Nothing I can do about it and the girls should be arriving soon so I better get dressed and ready to meet them.  What worries me is that with 7 women wanting the only one bachelor which is me the chance for drama is high.  Hopefully this will not get too messy but the producers are hoping that it will.  I do hope the next two weeks goes by quickly and painlessly.

No time like the present to start to get to know these ladies.  I really tried to talk to Britta but I soon found out that all she wants to do is dance.  I tried to dance with her but I couldn't seem to get her attention.

Jacqui, Berenici and Adriana all have Pac Man Fever.

While the other girls are either dancing or playing video games, Emily decided to clean up the place.  Maybe she is trying to show me she can be a good housewife but her time is better spent talking to me.  So far not one of these women want to talk to me at all.

Under the covers is Wanda.  For some reason as soon as she entered the house she made a mad dash for one of the bed rooms and decided to hide herself.  Maybe its the pressure of being on TV for the first time or someone told her what happens to the winner after the show is over.  Moving into an empty lot without one red cent is not exactly a real prize.  I wouldn't blame her is she did hide from me.

Daniella must have been really thirsty because she walked right past me and went straight to the kitchen for a glass of water.

Finally I got one of them to talk to me.  Britta's feet must have needed a break so she took a minute to introduce herself but......

that didn't last long.  Berenici did stop in and I tried to catch her attention but that didn't happen.

Jacqui thought I was the bartender and at least I was able to chat enough to tell her that I was the bachelor not the bartender.

However things changed after that.  The girls started to become a little more social with me.  Did these people from the show even tell them who I was?

I guess the drama is starting Berencini said goodbye to her competition and we had a little chat.

Wanda seems to have coming out of hiding.

But out of all the ladies Daniella is the one I spent the most time with.  I decided to grill up some hot dogs for a late lunch and Daniella decided to pick up a plate of something and join me.

It's 6 PM so its time for Tyrone and the girls to go to the local nightclub for a night out on the town.

DJ is playing music and all they are doing is standing around looking at him. Come on people get out there and dance.

Adriana is having a good time with my Uncle Chevy.

Daniella picks up a guitar and decides its time for her to get this party moving.  She must have overloaded the circuits and

I went to fix things to keep the party moving.

Sadly I couldn't fix things in time as most of the ladies fell asleep.  Well almost all Britta loves to dance and Adriana was still in a party mood.  However the party was really over when.....

The ghost of Cruella De Vil showed up. After that I just took everyone home for the evening while I get ready for another day with new requirements.